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Sometimes They Get It

Ken Seagall writes about DirectTV’s newest ads at Observarory, and I largely agree with him. You can view the ad he embed below:

http://youtu.be/7udQSHWpL88

You can ask my wife, but the first time I saw this commercial I was laughing the whole time. It is simply one of the best commercials I have seen in a while.

Leaving aside whether the claims from DirecTV are true or not, I just find the simple execution of the “worst case scenario” to  be extremely funny.

I say “well done DirecTV, well done”.

Skyward Sword Diary

No one is interested in this, but I’ll just go ahead and compile links for all of my entries while paying Skyward Sword. Do with this as you will.

As usual, there are spoilers throughout all of the posts, so be wary. I had a ton of fun playing the game and it was a good exercise for me to write every day I played about the game. Thanks!

Skyward Sword Day 13: The End

I did it.

SPOILER WARNING: DO NOT READ ON IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW

I finished up yesterday with the trial left and it went by pretty quickly. Nothing really noteworthy there. After, you receive a stone that you need to place somewhere to open up the path to the Triforce.

Remember WAY BACK in the beginning when someone said they were wondering where the partner to that eye in that one bird statue was? Yeah? This is that stone. Put the stone in the bird and then open up the Sky Keep.

The Sky Keep is one of the most interesting temples you will ever take part in. Just keep at it and if you want a hint: you will want to place the initial tile in the lower left to make it easy on yourself. That helped me initially for the last space for the Triforce.

Triforce

After some nice exposition it ends up that … no … your wish for Demise to be destroyed is not enough. You now need to head into the past and stop Ghirahim from reviving Demise there (oh, he also took Zelda).

You head through the Gate of Time, talk with Impa (who was caught off guard) and then head out to find that you need to slice your way through a TON of enemies in order to get to the bottom of the area and take on that loser.

The enemies are easy, but it is a fun romp to the bottom of the area. It is there that you meet Ghirahim for the final time. You also find out that the guy is actually Demise’s sword. How’s THAT for strange. He was also dancing around Zelda for a little bit … a strange guy.

The battle is varied but after the first death (I just can’t get through this thing without dying) you will figure out what you need to do, but as long as you don’t blindly slash away at him you should get past this pretty easily.

Sadly, it is too late, and Demise has been revived. He’s not quite completely “there” yet, so he will wait for you to come and battle him in his own realm. You can now save and then go and meet him when you are ready.

Make a copy of your save file now so that you have the option of going back and finishing any side quests you want later.

Now, it is time to finish this.

Demise

As you can already see, this is one mean dude. He essentially pulled his blade out of Ghirahim and now you need to battle him.

The whole boss battle is all sword play, but you need to be able to dodge his attacks and counter with your shield in order to get in your strikes. Make sure you have some fairies, heart potions, and/or revitalization potions handy for at least the first run-through just so that you can make some mistakes as you figure out what is going on.

It’s a fun battle, and I like the fact that Demise is not going to move fast or really throw any tricks at you … it fits his personality. You can also see how this ties together with the ever-present triangle of Link/Zelda/Ganon (just look at that picture).

Sealing Demise

However, he WILL fall. Link WILL land the killing blow. Demise WILL be sealed away in the Master Sword and, finally, you WILL watch the end all the way through.

You have to.

At the end of everything, after some touching scenes, you will finally be treated to the final screen.

I’m going to be taking a break (really, this time I am) from playing video games. I have plenty of other work to do. However, I will be writing a short review of Skyward Sword in the near future and will update my ranking for the 3D Zeldas too.

I will end with this: Skyward Sword is, at the very least, the finest video game I have played since at least Ocarina of Time. That’s all I’m going to say. It is an amazing game and I recommend it highly to anyone who even thinks they might be interested in it and many who might not even consider it.

The. End.

No Smaller iPad

The rumors of a smaller iPad are swirling again, as they did when Samsung released their first Tab to the wild. This time it is fueled, mostly, by the introduction of the Amazon Kindle Fire and its supposedly great holiday sales. We’ll never know because Amazon doesn’t break down Kindle sales by type.

None of that really matters because I don’t see Apple releasing a smaller iPad. I just can’t see it and here are the reasons why:

  • the keyboards are terrible
  • landscape is essentially useless
  • no historical trend of differently sized iOS devices (iPod Touch and iPhone are 3.5″, iPad is 9.7″)

I think that’s it. When the iPad was released, it wasn’t touted as a device for you to just sit there and consume … at least that is not how Apple sees it. The Kindle Fire IS exactly that, that’s how it was originally introduced. It’s a window into Amazon’s services.

I just don’t see it yet, but in the end, who knows. All I know is that there is an education-themed event in New York City on January 19th that I will be paying attention to. Until then, it’s all just speculation.

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Mozilla Announces Firefox ESR

Mozilla has announced the Firefox Extended Support Release. More information will be coming out soon, but what I can find basically states that instead of a rolling, 6-week release schedule of the mainline Firefox release, the ESR version will be once a year and then security and critical updates will come out during the whole of that year for that version.

Starting with Firefox 10 (which will be the first ESR release), every year there will be another ESR release that will follow the same version number as the Firefox that is being released then (for now, that would mean Firefox 17 in 2013 and Firefox 24 in 2014). Then x.0.x releases would come out during the whole of the year for security issues, mainly coinciding with rolling in the security fixes of each new Firefox release: Firefox ESR 10.0.1 would include the fixes from Firefox 11, Firefox ESR 10.0.2 from Firefox 12, 10.0.3 from 13 … you get the idea.

This will not be advertised through the Mozilla site but available through their Enterprise wiki page. You can read the draft of the proposal at their wiki as well.

This is great news and I think a good compromise for businesses and other organizations instead of needing to work around the rapid release of the mainline Firefox.